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before I get cut
by J. Watters
before I get cut
I need scientific
proof
that
vasectomy
does not correlate
positively
with

laziness, stupidity, depression,
homelessness, obesity, alcoholism,
tourette’s syndrome, being in touch
with one’s feminine side or
erectile dysfunction

and does have
a positive relationship
with
being allowed to watch
pornography in the
living room, penis length,
penis girth, penis use
(except to pee), gaining
the attention of women
and tourette’s syndrome maybe
(second thoughts on that one
suggest it may be kind of fun)

show me the figures
the data are out there
run the stats
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