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| ***BIO*** Misti Rainwater-Lites still writes a lot of poems and still loves
playing with Barbie dolls. She has a new Kendra Steiner Editions chapbook coming out now and a baby boy named Jackson Gregory who came out in November. Buy her books at http://www.lulu.com/ebulliencepress. She will need a shitload of diaper money. |
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| What a Crock of SHIT |
| by Misti Rainwater-Lites |
| pass me them marlboros, baby
mama's got some preachin' to do I don't know who this chris crocker character thinks he is thinkin' it's his duty to defend some rich stupid bitch who can't even take care of her own babies and feels the need to show her baby factory all over the town give me a big fat break, dude I'm swamp trash, too I come from a little town you've probably never heard of houma, louisiana home of bingo halls best crawfish boils in the world and hardcore southern baptist churches where the preachers don't sugar coat shit live this way love this way or burn in hell, motherfucker I'm britney spears, basically with darker roots and a whole lot less money hell, if someone wanted to make my ten year old ass a mouseketeer I woulda learned how to sing real goddamn quick if someone wanted to make a video of me sluttin' around a high school freaked out in schoolgirl garb I woulda been all over that like cheez whiz on dick if justin timberlake wanted to eat my cooter then brag about it to howard stern that would have tickled me to death in short shit that bitch ain't got nothin' to cry about and she sure as fuck don't need some dipsy doodle mama's boy cryin' to the world about how the world needs to leave poor britney alone well, he got his fifteen minutes and then some and I'm so happy for his gay ass that I am shittin' rainbows as I sit here in my trailer drinkin' coors watchin' as the world turns. |
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| Feb. 2008 |
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