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| The Sloshed Fan |
| by Calvin Bates |
| He staggers behind
the enemies of State, with their treasonous display of blue and gold-painted torsos. Get this guy some rope. A sloshing can of good times is barely contained in his left hand as he drifts past the coffee shop across the street from me. Who the fuck needs coffee anyway? Chasing down cars and crosswalks, with incoherent cries of jubilance, I watched him stumble onward toward a sea of Orange and Black I suspect he will return with some Beaver. |
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| Mar. 2008 |
| 103 |