ZYGOTE IN MY COFFEE.COM
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|© 2008 zygoteinmycoffee Ink.|
|by Chelsea Martin|
|I bought some pills
morning after pills
to plant in my purse so that one day
they might spill out and someone might see them
and believe, however briefly, that I was having sex
or even had a boyfriend.
But the pills came in discreet little boxes
designed to prevent people like me
from carrying out such pathetic
acts of deception.