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| ***BIO*** Brian Rosenberger was last seen in the company of Sushi, a featured dancer at Innsmouth's infamous Thrills and Gills Gentleman's Club. Prior to that, his writings appeared or will be appearing in Cthulhu Sex Magazine, Read By Dawn V. 1 & 3, Erotic Tales V. 2, Blackest Death V. 3, Twisted Cat Tales and more. He also authored the chapbook Poems that Go SPLAT. Updates concerning his current whereabouts can be found at http://home.earthlink.net/~brosenberger. |
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| One good thing about cell phones |
| by Brian Rosenberger |
| And it's not that I'm against technology
the toaster, email, big ass HD televisions I'm all for But cell phones Who's imporant enough for me to take the time to call when I'm in the check out line with a box of doughnuts and who's dumb ass enough to bug me on the weekend. That's why God created voice mail And it's not like the fucker driving too slow in front of me in his Lexis is making a call that will legalize marijuana or bring back quality Saturday morning cartoons or cause traffic to speed up Still when I press the cell next to my wife's clit and she vibrates her way to climax I figure the bill's worth it |
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| May 2008 |
| 106 |