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***BIO*** Carl Miller Daniels is an OCD agoraphobe who flosses quite regularly. Quite frankly, he's a neurotic mess.  It's amazing he can even brush his teeth, let alone floss and massage his gums!
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dixie, as in just whistlin'
by Carl Miller Daniels
sometimes
watching college boys wrestle each other is almost
as much fun as watching college boys fuck each other.

sometimes
watching college boys run track
is almost as much fun as watching
college boys suck each other off.

sometimes
watching college boys play basketball
is almost as much fun as
watching college boys
fondle each other's dicks.

sometimes
watching a college boy home
for the weekend & out at a movie with
his own little brother --
hey that's almost as much fun
as watching them climb into bed together.

sometimes watching college boys do
their own laundry is
the purest form of porn; i'm
lost in the haze of linen,
adrift in the scent of sweat.

now! college boys and their pollen allergies!
don't get me started!
jesus, the crystal-clear nose drops!! the flaring hairy
nostrils!!! might as well
be pickles and ice cream!
no need for whipped cream,
and i can do forever without
a cake.

sometimes a dirty mind is
the bee's knees,
and sometimes,
it's just
the kneepads.
March 2009
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