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***BIO*** Roberta Lawson is twenty five years old, and lives on the South coast of England. Her work has most recently appeared or is forthcoming in Mung Being, Gloom Cupboard, Gutter Eloquence, Prick Of The Spindle, and The Clockwise Cat. She blogs at Atmospheres Of Perfect Silence. She harbours this suspicion that listing her writing credits doesn't tell you an awful lot about her.
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Annhilation Doll
by Roberta Lawson
To create her, we must first demolish her. We pull her hair from her in a single rip. You could swear her scalp screams – but no, we removed the main tongue feature long ago. For the ritualistic, we offer a version with her tongue snipped into a fork-point. For the fetishistic, an accompanying Scold’s Bridle.*

She is not fashioned with vocal chords, but due to top of the range microphonic technology, she has been built to echo the sound of her owner. Your happy words transmitted back through her! We have found that screaming has proved very popular.

Her replacement hair is top-quality nylon. For those with an equestrian inclination, a horse-hair option is available. Her skin is ironed on meticulously, wrinkle-free.

Her fingernails are Swarvorski crystal. Her feet are bound so tightly as to make examination of her toenails inadvisable for the squeamish. Rest assured: if she could walk, she would have to hobble. Her glass eyes are removable, for those with an interest in eyeholes.



*Merely for decorative purposes
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