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| Finding Jesus Using Only a Prostitute and a Compass |
| by Ryan Quinn Flanagan |
| is no small feat
when you're only paid up for the hour. Add to that, the sobering terror of nothing to drink, a sorry lack of spermicide, and a twenty-something brunette who refuses to come out of the bathroom. Finding Jesus using only a prostitute and a compass is not the ideal way to spend a Friday night, but than again, I never thought I'd be laying here playing at Brando with the ladies or Cagney with the Tommys. Raised on road hockey and dungeons and dragons, I'm forever that small town kid who jerks off to the glossy promises of magazine women he will never meet and waits to merge into oncoming traffic when old enough to drive. That said, you should feel honoured to have been with me all those years ago. I don't just shower and deodorize for anyone. |
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| Oct. 2009 |
| 126 |