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| A Question She Couldn't Answer |
| by Michael D. Goscinski |
| The other day I asked a young lady
“Why do women shave their legs” She answered quickly, with certainty “Because hair is gross” she said “I don't buy that” I said “If women thought hair was gross they'd shave their heads too But most woman have long hair” She seemed to agree She thought about it for a little while “Perhaps if differentiates between the sexes” she said “I don't buy that either” I said “There's a big difference between the sexes If that were the case, only women with small tits would shave their legs” She thought about it again This time she seemed stumped Finally she asked “Why do we shave our legs” “I don't know” I said “That's why I asked you Is it because your mother does it your friends do it the TV commercials tell you to Why do you shave your legs” “I don't know, I just do” she said “Well that's not good enough I want to know why” I exclaimed “You're an asshole” she said as she stood up and walked away I lit a cigarette and thought to myself How's a man supposed to figure a woman out when a woman can't even figure herself out |
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| Oct. 2009 |
| 126 |