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| ***BIO*** Joseph Goosey wishes to escape his residence in Jacksonville, Florida.He has one chapbook available via Poptritus Press and one forthcoming via Shadow Archer Press. He is currently at work and would like to leave so he can buy a $1 Guinness. He loves you for reading. |
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| IN THE TEETH |
| by Joseph Goosey |
| I suppose I've just been licking at the incorrect preservatives.
Not knowing what else, I got in my car and drove to the nearest McDonald's. When the girl asked if I was ready for her to receive my order, I rear-ended the Caddy in the second window. The driver got out and banged on my car window, which was down, subsequently decking me in the teeth. Bleeding, I asked him if he owned a beagle and if so could I cuddle with it? Not knowing what else, he got back in to his damaged Caddy leaving his McChicken at the second window. |
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| Dec. 2009 |
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