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| by Ben John Smith |
| There is a row of rubbish bags,
Lining the hall way, Next to a bottle of apple juice, That we are trying to ferment, Into wine. I pick up a magazine But he flicks it out of my hand. “Believe me dude, You don’t want to look through there. I’ve been really lazy lately.” He tells me, He can make it two times In a row, without a break In the shower. Says the secret is conditioner. Everyone has secrets. Todd must have a very Soft dick. |
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| Mar. 2010 |
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