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***BIO*** KC Wilder is a poet trapped in a person's body. He is also the progenitor of fauxbrow, a new American art and writing that conflates lowbrow and fauvism with an edgy, dreamlike wonder. Wilder has two brand new CDs available on which he performs fauxbrow, a new style of poetry and music that originated with him.  A musician and composer as well as poet, Wilder plays guitar on some of these tracks in addition to singing and reciting in collaboration with the amazing Acme Rocket Quartet.
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penis perspiration
by K.C. Wilder
it is hard
for he-men
in public situations

the telltale stains upon their trousers …
penis perspiration!

thought to be contagious
a new affliction that we’ve got,
keeping brains of FEMA experts all tied-up in knots!

it skates across the dengis
splashes on the shoe
spreading even faster than an avionic flu
penis perspiration!

doctors lawyers indian chiefs
finding slime blobs in their briefs,
peevish sigh of resignation …
penis perspiration!

big fish in a small pond
the start-up CEO
feeling in his underpants
unwanted H20.

this from his urologist,
a startling revelation
first time that he’s heard or seen
penis perspiration!

tough guys hang their heads in shame
leaving puddles on the floor …
causing so much consternation,
penis perspiration!

even dave petraeus
swaggering on an abrams tank,
in spite of all his macho grandeur and his lofty rank
in his boots a stinky pool
that’s emanating from his tool …
penis perspiration! 

propaganda fashioners
bark at newsmen and conceal,
fudging facts on habitat
starving polar bears and seals
(the ozone hole’s much larger now)
the world is losing its sun shield

done in by the obfuscation
of some bush administration
turds who fostered climate change
and penis perspiration!
Mar. 2010
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