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Avocado Rendezvous
by Catfish McDaris
Three pretty black women were
trying to pick out ripe avocados,
“Excuse me mister, do you know
how to pick the good ones, we
want to make some guacamole?”

I looked at their beautiful full
breasts & said, “You must place
them between your boobies & if
you get horny, they are perfect”

They looked at me like I was loco,
“How could you tell the ripe ones?”
“I’d place them between my balls &
if they were good, I’d get an erection”

“Why don’t you show us?” they said,
about that time my lady arrived with
our shopping basket, “Does this smart
ass belong to you?” my lady nodded

“You should keep this crazy motherfucker
on a shorter leash” the nicest one slipped
me her phone number & mouthed call me.
May 2014
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