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***BIO*** M.C. Laney: am McLaney of the Clan McLaney... and I am immortal.  I am a male of Scotch-Irish-French-Indian descent who likes to write.  I am in denial about the French part of me, but the drunken Indian part gets along with the Scottish and Irish just fine, the boozers!  I have published in Strangeroad, Zygote, Instant Pussy#2, and 4.  And will soon be published in Turk and Remark. I have published no books, no chapbooks, and has no website to plug; other than that things are peachy-keen.
ゥ 2006 zygoteinmycoffee Ink.
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How should I celebrate?
by M.C. Laney
Microsoft went up 36 cents
I made 5 bucks
How should I celebrate?
Perhaps I値l buy a gallon of gas

I was promoted where I work
I make 48,000 dollars
How should I celebrate?
Perhaps I値l buy a plasma TV

I saw a monster in the mirror
I took my pill today
How should I celebrate?
Perhaps I値l dream of eating pussy

I知 writing this poem right now
I haven稚 written in awhile
How should I celebrate?
Perhaps I値l put an end to it
Sept. 2006
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