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***BIO*** M.C. Laney: am McLaney of the Clan McLaney... and I am immortal.  I am a male of Scotch-Irish-French-Indian descent who likes to write.  I am in denial about the French part of me, but the drunken Indian part gets along with the Scottish and Irish just fine, the boozers!  I have published in Strangeroad, Zygote, Instant Pussy#2, and 4.  And will soon be published in Turk and Remark. I have published no books, no chapbooks, and has no website to plug; other than that things are peachy-keen.
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Smegma
by M.C. Laney
All the smegma I can eat out of your orifice I will gladly slurp away
Please don’t hurt my grundle when you return the favor
If you’re wet and juicy Vulva erupts with slimy magma
I will clean up all the mess
I will gently lick behind Clitoris
I will restore the former PH balance
I will search the folded new wrinkled lips for that enigma:
The shudder up your spine that is your culmination
Sept. 2006
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