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***BIO*** Shane Allison is the author of four chapbooks of poetry. "Ceiling of Mirrors" (Cynic Press), "Cock and Balls" (Feel Free Press), "Black Vaseline" (Blaze Vox Books) and most recently "Black Fag" (Future Tense Books). His next book of work, "I Want to Fuck a Redneck" is due out from Scintillating Publications in the fall. He has work in Zafusy and storysouth.
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White Boys That Have Been Up My Ass
by Shane Allison
Travis Asbell’s been up my ass.
Adrian Barber has been up my ass.
Michael Brack and Lee Conner have simultaneously been
up my ass.
Aaron Carroll has been up my ass.
Jason Casseaux has been up my ass.
So has his cousin, Jared.
Jason and Jared Causseaux have been up my ass more
times than I can remember.
Do you know a guy named David Chaffin?
Well he’s been in my butt.
So has Michael Chapple.
Joshua Cummings ejaculated in my butt.
So did Darren Gibson.
Shawn Gregg was in all the school clubs.
He’s also been up my ass.
Brian Gurr couldn’t stand fags
‘cept when he’s got his finger in a fag’s ass
that’s as fat as mine.
I wrote Michael Hardy a sixteen-page love letter
About how I so enjoyed his dick up my ass.
Andrew Harrison’s been up my butt. So was his brother before him.
Richard Herring’s been in my ass.
Remember Brandon Houston and Dave Hove?
They couldn’t get enough of my ass and I couldn’t get
enough of them not getting enough of it.
Don’t be fooled by how skinny Danny James was.
His cock is bigger than his arm and you know where
it’s been?
That’s right, up my ass.
Just like Travis Jones’ been up my butt,
Just like Scott Joyner and Chad Keen have been up my butt.
Remember John Keillor, the red headed boy
Who used to call me ‘Big Bubba?’ He was referring
To my round brown bubble booty cheeks.
Do you know Brian Kelly? He’s been up my ass.
Oscar, who everyone calls Clint, has been up my ass,
Even though he would never admit it.
I never knew Brent LaBounty, but we got acquainted
Fast when he tapped my ass during fifth period.
Richard Langly is no stranger to the butt, so of course he’s had me.
I’m Abe Lerner’s fuckbuddy every Tuesday afternoon
Before his mother comes home.
I saw Richard Lollie at the Flea Market.
He saw me and smiled remembering what a good piece of
ass was like.
Thomas Migut and Brian Miller.
William Miller and Ed Mock held me against my will
And butt fucked me till I bled.
David Moore has been up my ass.
So has Fred Nichols.
All the girls loved Shawn O’ shields and Shawn O’ Shields loved. My. Butt.
Remember Jason Rowland? He’s been up my butt.
Andy Salley had them all fooled except me.
David Simmons liked spanking me. Called me his naughty little nigger.
Myron Steen and Anthony Whitehead have been up my ass
More times than you can shake a stick at.
So have Greg Whitehead and Russell Wilson.
Sept. 2006
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