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| MALMA |
| by Tim Murray |
| Malma was a spoon. Malma was born to shred paper.
Malma is a bad girl. Malma understands that the world cannot laugh. Malma eats vegetables. Malma licks her poop stains. Malma shops at McDonald's. Malma wipes her nose on her sleeve. Malma poops yellow snow butts. Malma walks like a crippled dwarf although Malma is in fact not a crippled dwarf though she does play one on TV. Malma loves rock n' roll. Malma wants to bang your head. Malma eats aluminum foil. Malma drinks sterno. Malma believes that violence is lame. Malma's point of view is that if the world could learn to laugh at itself a bit more often then perhaps there would be less despair and death and bombs. Malma is an altruistic nitwit. |
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| Oct. 2006 |
| 68 |