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***BIO*** Dagny Nogy resides in rural Pennsylvania with her husband and children. Her full-time job is being the maid, nurse, peacekeeper, role model, cook, dishwasher and a1 nagging mom to four wonderfully unruly children. In her moments off, she writes fiction and poetry. She’s been published at remark. and claims that she’s soon to have a poem or two published at high horse.
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Packing on the pounds
by Dagny Nogy
“She’s really packed on the pounds,” he said
...and I overheard.

And although I had packed on twelve
such pounds, I thought I looked
good for having just had a baby.

That bastard, I thought realizing
that he’d just spoiled my lunch at the
much-anticipated Fourth of July
picnic. I dropped my half-eaten
cheeseburger onto the Styrofoam plate
where it could mingle with my pasta salad
and baked beans. I’d nibble like a rabbit
on the fresh fruit and lettuce instead.

“Bye. Have a safe trip home,” I said
later waving, a too-bright smile dimpling
my overly-plump cheeks.

As I cleaned up the after-party mess,
popping some stale potato chips in my
mouth and greedily chugging a non-diet
Pepsi, I wondered if there were any
brownies left as I hummed happily.

Hey hey hey, goodbye.
Oct. 2006
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