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***BIO*** When Shane Allison is not sucking dick in piss stinking toilets of college bathrooms, he's writing poems and stories about sucking dick in piss stinking toilets of college bathrooms. Other than that, he has published five chapbooks of poetry and has had poems and stories published in New Delta Review, Instant Pussy, Zen Baby, Mississippi Review, juked, Best Gay Erotica 2007, remark, Ragged Edge, Mc Sweeney's, Velvet Mafia, Suspect Thoughts, Spork and Zygote in My Coffee.
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The Universe is a Sweaty Jockstrap
by Shane Allison
Who gives a shit about lapping up pussy juice
When I can drink dick butter from my sugar daddy’s
fuck pole.

I’d rather eat the cock cheese from the heads of 78 or
so pierced boners
Than slurp some catholic school girl’s coot.

You can have your
beef curtains,
bearded clam, poontang, camel toe

I’d rather have the thickest one-eyed Milkmen of
Oakland to part my ass.

Why waste time with the ripe cunts of Goddesses?
Rimming Zeus’ sweaty snatch is where you’ll find me.

You can take your spam castanets and make a sandwich
While I get drunk off the sweet cock snot of a naïve
Barbados twink.
You ain’t a real man until you’ve had your knob
polished by the mouth
Of a faggot whose flame burns bright under an oak tree
of Spanish moss in the south.

No one gives a twisted titty about Shakespearean
euphemisms for pussy.
The universe is a sweaty jockstrap, salty mermen
spunk.

Spent the best nights of my life sitting on the face
of a Scandinavian Scat queen.

I remember junior high, too, but not like you do
When Daniel Stuart gave me head like a God in a
bathroom
Of stale adolescent boypee.

Dick in a married construction worker’s warm mouth is
a treat.
Take my word for it.
June 2007
89
(for Joe Pachinko)