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| ***BIO*** Shawn Misener lives in Michigan. His work has appeared in several journals, both online and in traditional "paper" format. He also writes regularly for Haggard and Halloo. He is also well-known for pioneering the Gold Bond Testicle Drive, which is currently sweeping the nation (under the rug). Read more of his work at http://misener.wordpress.com |
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| to wake up dead on easter |
| by Shawn Misener |
| Those days-
when everything coalesces into a series of weird events. There’s a little Jesus in your pink egg. There’s a church sign down the road and today it inexplicably says: “J TO THE C DID IT FOR ME- HOLLER!” You almost faint in Babies R’ Us overwhelmed by plastic and the flu. Your furnace leaks carbon monoxide but you cheat death again. Your house has an emergency furnace transplant and your wife dreams you are dead on the floor. Who died? It feels like somebody did. You just can’t remember who. Babies R’ Us. . . it’s just too much in there. |
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| June 2007 |
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