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| ***BIO*** Brandi Wells once made a cat out of Rice Krispie treats, let it harden in the fridge overnight and then smashed it with a hammer. She also attends Georgia Southern and is pursuing a B.A. in Writing and Linguistics. She has been published in Ghoti Magazine and has a short story forthcoming in Vulcan: A Literary Dis-allusion. |
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| You don't want to shake my hand? |
| by Brandi Wells |
| Instead of shaking hands I think I'll see
what will fit in your ass: a cold coke can, an unhinged stapler, my Statistics homework, a boy made up like Hilary Clinton, a dog muzzled and wearing a hat, the piece of paper I borrowed to write this on, a man from Poland who has swimmer's ear, the flip flops I didn't buy because they cost eighty dollars, the moustache off Colonel Sanders, a child who has seizures every day, a pair of latex gloves filled with honey and sperm, a missionary, some tapes on "How to Save Your Soul," a car that only moves in reverse, an apple cut into twenty pieces, or maybe just my hand. |
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| Nov. 2007 |
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