|Got a piece of crap poem stashed away somewhere? Come on now, be honest. We've all written some real "stinkers" at some point. Well, if you're brave enough, then pull that piece of shit out & submit it & see if you got what it takes to win the not-so-coveted "POOP SCOOP AWARD". Zap it my way via e-mail with "POOP SCOOP NOMINEE" written in the subject line.
Every issue all the crappy-ass submissions will be carelessly sifted through by a clandestine panel of judges who will choose the shittiest poem submitted. The crappy poem will then be published in Zygote & the lucky poet will receive a special consolation prize for having the balls to let his/her literary peers have a glimpse at some of their most pathetic poetic endeavors.
COME ON FOLKS! DON'T DELAY!
START SLINGING THAT SHITTY POETRY MY WAY TODAY!!!