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ISSUE #11
 
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June 2004
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***BIO*** Philip Hoffman: I was born somewhere in the Rust Belt, but consider Cleveland my home. In between delivering packages on my bike, drinking beers and moving around the country I have been able to soak up a little formal education here and there. Besides for short stories, I am currently working on a my first novel, and some poetry from time to time.  If you want to contact me try polkacityskates@earthlink.net
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Mr. Lucky
by Philip Hoffman
I know it's trendy now a days, but even if I was looking for firewood in the middle of

nowhere I would find a lesbian

I have dated at least 30 women and am pretty sure, they have all dated more.

I met a girl who said she liked me years ago, I asked her about her bisexuality, 

                                        " I only like men!" she said

                          That girl now lives with her "partner" In D.C.

I heard somewhere that 1 out of every ten people prefers the same sex.

That sounds like 90 to 1 odds . I wish I could get  some sucker would make that bet with me.

So girls if you find yourself dreaming about me,  I have some news for you; you are probably a Lesbian.