Our clandestine panel of judges have chosen approximately 20 of the shittiest poems from the hundreds of crappy-ass poems submitted to the "REALLY SHITTY POETRY" contest. Since it's an election year, we decided it might be fun for the readers to flex their voting muscles & help us decide which of the following poems is most worthy of the not-so-coveted "POOP SCOOP AWARD". Read the following list of poems & rank at least 3 of them with a shittyness score of 1-10 (10 being the shittiest). The 3 poems with the highest ranking # of shitty votes by next Monday (Sept. 6th) will advance to the final elimination round! Good Luck all you shitty-ass Fuckers! May the shittiest poet hang his/her head in shame! |