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* Guaranteed to be the shittiest compilation of poetry ever published on the net! *
Our clandestine panel of judges have chosen approximately 20 of the shittiest  poems
from the hundreds of crappy-ass poems submitted to the "REALLY SHITTY POETRY" contest.
Since it's an election year, we decided it might be fun for the readers to flex their voting muscles & help us decide
which of the following poems is most worthy of the not-so-coveted "POOP SCOOP AWARD".
Read the following list of poems & rank at least 3 of them with a shittyness score of 1-10 (10 being the shittiest).
The 3 poems with the highest ranking # of shitty votes by next Monday (Sept. 6th) will advance to the final
elimination round! Good Luck all you shitty-ass Fuckers! May the shittiest poet hang his/her head in shame!
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How many days
by Bill King
Fantasies of Yor
by Bill King
by Bill King
There was a really mean man
by Chris Kendalls
Tepid and quirky
Mantra
by Chris Kendalls
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THE TURD
by F.N. Wright
by F.N. Wright
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by F.N. Wright
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by F.N. Wright
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by F.N. Wright
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Violence-Unset
by Jeremy Needle
Love of Beast
by John Birkbeck
ba*ketball
by Justin Barrett
he’s not too keen on having his
rambid hostenbreeze blumped, either
by Justin Barrett
FIELD
by Laura Hird
WHILE YOU WERE AWAY
I WROTE SOME HAIKU'S
AND JAMMED THE SON OF
A BITCHES TOGETHER
by Matt Smith
A COUPLE MORE SHITTY-ASS POEMS
by Matt Smith
8 years old
by Owen Roberts
by Owen Roberts
POOP SCOOP AWARD
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by Owen Roberts
5 More short, shitty-ass poems
ROLL ME OVER
IT WAS NOT
BOB GOD
(for bob eads)
DEAD MEAT
  VOTE HERE