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* Guaranteed to be the shittiest compilation of poetry ever published on the net! *
The votes are in!
The feckless readers of Zygote have utilized the ballot box to narrow down the "SHITTY-ASS" poetry playing field to 3 not-so-lucky finalists!
Read the following poems & rank each of them with a shittyness score of 1-10 (10 being the shittiest).
The poem with the highest ranking # of shitty votes by Monday (Sept. 20th) will be crowned "POOP SCOOP POET" 2004 & will receive a really generic prize! Good Luck all you shitty-ass Fuckers! May the shittiest poet hang his/her head in shame!
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by Bill King
Fantasies of Yor
ba*ketball
by Justin Barrett
FIELD
by Laura Hird
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Interview With An Awful Poet
by Scott Malby