The votes are in! The feckless readers of Zygote have utilized the ballot box to narrow down the "SHITTY-ASS" poetry playing field to 3 not-so-lucky finalists! Read the following poems & rank each of them with a shittyness score of 1-10 (10 being the shittiest). The poem with the highest ranking # of shitty votes by Monday (Sept. 20th) will be crowned "POOP SCOOP POET" 2004 & will receive a really generic prize! Good Luck all you shitty-ass Fuckers! May the shittiest poet hang his/her head in shame! |