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| * Guaranteed to be the shittiest poem ever published on the net! * |
| The votes are in! The feckless readers of Zygote have utilized the ballot box to narrow down the "SHITTY-ASS" poetry playing field to our grand prize winner! We here at "Zygote in my Coffee" are proud to crown BILL KING as the reigning POOP SCOOP CHAMPION for 2004! |
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| by Bill King |
| POOP SCOOP |
| WINNER! |
| As the reigning KING of shitty poetry, BILL KING will be awarded the opportunity to guest-edit a future issue of ZYGOTE IN MY COFFEE. He will also receive a framed certificate of shame declaring him 2004's REIGNING POOP SCOOP CHAMPION! |