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| ZYGOTE IN MY COFFEE.COM |
| ISSUE #39 $O.OO |
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| May 2005 |
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| ***BIO*** Kathleen Paul-Flanagan: I'm a stay-at-home mother of three wonderful beasts. I married my high school sweetheart and we just celebrated our 18th wedding anniversary in September. I've had poems published in remark, My Favorite Bullet, Litvision and a few other online magazines. I will have poems in Words Dance, Anthills and Nerve Cowboy in the future. |
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| True Professionals |
| by Jen Horton and Kathleen Paul-Flanagan |
| The hallmark of a true professional
is being able to take criticism well. It's a lot like eating a big shit-sandwich. Women eat shit all the time. Yes, sir, right away, sir, can I work overtime? Wives eat it from the second they say I do. Yes, honey, no, honey, I'm sorry you don't like green beans. And wives get the added bonus of all day long shit when they hit motherhood, mothers eat it all day long. I consider myself a professional, you se, because not only am I a woman, I'm a wife and mother, too... Which is probably why I can take criticism so very well. |
| ***BIO*** Jen Horton is looking 29 in the butthole. While that itself isn’t terribly exciting, it’s interesting to note that a butthole looks exactly like the end of a hot-dog. Outside of that startling revelation, Jen’s life is pretty effin mundane. Whoo.
Feel free to send an email (but ONLY if you’re a serial killer or a psycho) to JenH1976@aol.com Hot-dog anyone? |