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***BIO*** Fisher Thompson has traveled coast to coast in the USA in search of a literary home; finally settling in Southern California. His essays have been published in Abstracts Magazine (USA) and Wild and Whirling Words e-zine (USA): his fiction in Wandering Dog e-zine (UK), www.laurahird.com (UK), Keystone Magazine (UK), Muse Apprentice Guild e-zine (USA), Southern Ocean Review Magazine (NZ), Skyline Magazine (USA), SubtleTea.com (US), Nagoya Writes Magazine (JAPAN), and The Ladder Review (UK): his poetry in The Indite Circle Literary e-zine (CANADA), and Raunchland Publications e-zine(UK). He is currently working toward having his novels published.
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A Crabber In The Rhine
by Fisher Thompson
En route to Ocean City he sat in the back seat of the family car with a pretty girl and exquisite young lady. Both would gleefully accept their demise and plunder as remains for their artistic materials. That's not it at all, that's not what I meant at all, laments J. Aloysius Prudeforker.

And so he goes out a walkening like a Crabber in the Rhine, eating aaand drinking and smutting lovelorn lassies to his grizzled maw while he breaks a foiled wind of ailing curds and comes upon himself a mess of seamen brand. Hij beweegt zich zo hij breekt snel de wind. Now it was a made before method of raison he had that so allowed him this modicum of commodious turpitude to partake of Mormons tea which disenchanted the weavers and woevers of the many troves but only now to come alone and bequeathed to none is his lot and loot and a freight worse than debt.

Galileo, Galileo, stone me Galileo, he cried, tune the heated breath to the interlocutor who is sin fact the executioner and dance away and toward the groundswell of fusion mustard gasses we send up ragged and torn, a radical decentering of our cultural sphere. To what do I speak! Alas, poor yorick, I knew thee well, tho ye be unwell to deaths chamber maid.

A whore, a whore, my kingdom for a whore? Aye, so it is. Another poor beggarman brought down by the hairs that bind. Tis the pull beyond a twenty stallion team thfse seeming simple curlews expound upon the man, amen, who so spies them as his landing. And as he rode he bethought these thingagibbies and more or less afore to raison the hussies from plunder.
July 2005
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