Sodomized by space aliens: the reason you give me for not coming home last night. Red-eyed, with a day-old beard, and breath like a rotten egg, you say that two space aliens took turns fucking you in the ass. They passed you between them like a blunt, using you the way everyone uses you—your clients who need their bad credit fixed, your mom who needs you to pick up her maid at the international bridge, your brother who needs a ride to the El Paso County Jail, and me—who you say can’t get enough of two things in your pants: your wallet and your cock.
So, you shrug, and say that when the space aliens beamed you up, you bent over and let them have their turn. |