| We're slashing prices! Everything must go! I've got a colorless time-travelling watch face; the genuine leather band comes free. I've got cold candy cigarettes and deodorant that takes away your impure thoughts. How about some genuine Cthulhu pinkeye in a crystal decanter, or a gobbet of pulp posters we found at a murder scene? Or perhaps you're in the mood for games: we have live chess with mini-homunculi; you can choose from mediaeval, cyberpunk, and the very popular Great War edition, or mix and match to make your own set. We've also got standalone pieces. Have a gander at this belly dancer; a limited edition: they won't last long, even at these prices. Then there's this little fellow, who impersonates Jerry Lewis at the height of his career. Or maybe you're looking for a mantelpiece at a bargain price. Well, look here: I have a professor in a yellow shirt who looks just like a chihuahua. |
