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ISSUE #8
 
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April 2004
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***BIO*** Robert Lane: At eighteen Robert attended Latrobe University for four drunken months. Even with easy access to a previous student's work he still found it difficult to get the work copied on time. After this temporary set back he moved in with friends and started a career in rock bands and wood splitting. His wood splittingcareer was tragically cut short when his friend split his finger instead of the log he was holding. Robert has worked as a cook, kitchenhand, waiter, nurseryman,post office sorter, telephonist, and door-to-door salesperson.

Robert played the trumpet like a staccato harlot onjunk. He played with bands such as Rah Rah the Flag,
Love Stinks, Pigs in Serious Shit, Big Bullets on Wheels, The Vacuum Safari Suits, The Horns of Doom,
The Special Guests, Gothic Farmyard, The Boxing Tostados', and Beer and Skatals. He starred in films
such as:  "The Brass Jungle" and "What ever happened to Robby Lane" Robert was a founding member of the
dadaist punk movement "Wank Art" yes it's true his signature is there at the bottom of the manifesto.

Robert has a volume of poetry called The Suicide Poems. The Bittersweet Recollections of Wilco
Crackling: Antipoet is Robert's first novel. He is currently writing his second.
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I got it
What?
The Animals by the Animals you know the one I've been
talking about
You got it
Yeah I got it
The one you won't shut up about
Yeah
What's it like
Yeah it's not as good as what I thought it would be
Why what's wrong with it?
I don't know, it's just not as good as I expected
What do you mean?
I just think I liked the album more when I didn't have
it
What?
I like the cover and it looks good on the shelf it's
just that I felt kind of flat after I had listened to
it.
Yeah but it will probably sound better next time you
play it
Maybe, that's if I ever put it on again, what I really
want is: Robby I've been Searching for the Young Soul
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