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| ignorance is the coin of her realm |
| by Karl Koweski |
| after the second time in less than a week I came home from work pockets jangling with quarters for the vending machines only to find the pockets empty by the time I was ready to return to the factory the next morning, I wanted some answers suspecting my daughter shrewd beyond her years of robbing me for candy money I interrogated her first she disavowed any knowledge even after I pried the head off her favorite Barbie I braced the wife next she readily admitted the theft offering to compensate me with however many singles I needed but I wanted to know what she needed the quarters for she didn't work she had no contact with any vending machines I was aware of after a moment's hesitation the wife opened her bureau and withdrew a bank bang engorged with rolls of quarters nickels and dimes and in a conspiratorial whisper confided that she kept the coins in case the stock market collapses and paper money won't be any good, anymore |
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| (JANUARY 19th, 2004) |