| if I were a writer for the TV show The OC it would contain the following: |
| by Matt Smith |
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| (March 1st, 2004) |
| a cameo appearance by Mike Tyson, syphilis, a gay dog named Mustafa Ali, earthquakes, a song and dance sequence, irritable bowels, the death of a mime, Monica Lewinsky, and the African American neighbor played by Don King. |
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