| by Noah Cicero |
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| (October 4th, 2004) |
| I own my wife She owns the kids The kids own nothing I own a 1975 Monte Carlo My wife owns knitting needles My son owns toy soldiers My daughter owns baby dolls I own a lawn mower My wife owns pans My son owns a plastic lawn mower My daughter owns a plastic kitchen I beat my wife because I own her My wife loves to be beat Because she loves to be owned My wife loves to beat the children Because I beat her I have no feelings because my whole worldview Is based off of ownership I am owned by my boss I own my wife I own my car I let my wife pick out the curtains and couch But I own them When my friends come to my house I show the males what I own And my wife shows the females what she owns Then we show them our children because we own them And if the kids get out of hand We beat them in front of our friends Because it shows that we own our children I treat my children like little businesses I reinforce them competing against each other To own things I make sure they have no feelings for each other Except for hate Like two gas stations raging an endless gas price war I don’t allow any truth in my head If my parents were republican I’d vote republican If my parents were democrat I’d vote democrat Because if there are only two parties Then I can separate them into good and evil And that’s what I teach my kids Good and evil Everything that is like them and they want to own is good And everything that infringes upon their ownership is evil I have a dream That everyone can own as much shit as they like As long they don’t live in my neighborhood |
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