Joseph: I didn’t go today. I rode on the buses for a few hours instead, when I showed up the boss told me to leave.  He was an idiot anyway. Wow, I have whiskey, want some?

Mona: Very much so.

(J
OSEPH gulps his share, passes it to MONA, who has her share and some more)
Joseph: (getting more wine again) I got the call about Mom from her secretary around three.  So, that was my day.  How was yours?

Mona: Refill please. (he obliges) Not bad I suppose, I tried to phone shithead’s lawyer, I’m not even sure he has that office anymore, or his license.

Joseph: (refilling his glass) Really. Well, that’s the end of this bottle.

Mona: Do we have anymore?

Joseph:(looks around) Ah... no, just the beer.

Mona: That’s fine.

(
pause)

Mona: So I told you about the lawyer thing?

Joseph: Your husband.

Mona: Yes.

Joseph: Yeah, yeah you did, that really sucks, are you looking for more money?

Mona: Yes, and I deserve it, don’t I?

Joseph: Of course, of course, you definitely deserve it.

(
pause)

Mona: He use to call them from the hotels, did you know that, Joseph? 
Joseph- The hotels? Yeah, I think you told me.

Mona:
He would call me, late, sometimes I’d hear the voice of that whore in the background.  He’d always be with the same one, I don’t care if he paid her to say hello, if he had to pay her every single time, five years sharing a bed, that’s an affair. And that is ground for divorce. Is it not?

Joseph: Of course it is.

Mona: I was in the right!

Joseph: Sure, you’d be right if it was always different girls, too.

Mona: It doesn’t matter now, Joseph. He is gone from our lives, for all I know gone from this world completely. He won’t be on my head again.  Jesus, he liked you. I can’t count the times he’d come back from playing with you to say, “Mona, my dear, why is it we never had a kid?” (Laughs) Oh Jesus Christ, what a state that man was, what a state indeed. 

Joseph: (with bottle) More?

Mona: Thank you sweets. (Drinks) Mm. That’s pretty good.

Joseph: It’s the same old stuff.

Mona: Maybe, but it’s still good. Anyway, where was I-



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