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| ***BIO*** M.C. Laney is an ex- slacker turned Engineer who joined the "system", and has more money, and is therefore happier than he's ever been. He writes to keep some semblence of sanity, and he watches Office Space to keep his humor alive. He has published no books, no chapbooks, and has no website to plug; other than that things are peachy-keen. |
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| Lobotomy |
| by M.C. Laney |
| Be careful not to kill me doctor
Slice carefully on my brain Cut away the suffering And tranquilize my tired pain Things will be oh so clear After harvesting my frontal Lobes And putting them in a doggy bag So I can take them home Be careful not to sneeze, doctor Please don’t take away The only chance at happiness Or memories fade away Stay focused-stay alert, doctor Don’t get distracted Cut only the unhappy part Tell the nurse to commence suction Tell the tart she has nice tits And rebuild my life with a knife |
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| Dec. 2005 |
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