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| ***BIO*** Stewart lives and works in London. His work has appeared in Gator Springs Gazette, edifice WRECKED, Mad Hatters’ Review and other magazines. His sordid past continues to provide ample material for stories and novels. |
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| A Midsummer Night’s Dick II |
| by Stewart Sumner |
| Phil, a broad-shouldered self-assured hunk, slapped the bacon and eggs on his plate and joined Stan, a lanky inept failure in life, at the breakfast table.
“Come on, Stan, if you don’t play Big Cock Drummond’s ass double A Midsummer Night’s Dick II won’t get made.” “Nah, I think I’ll give it a miss.” “No one will even know it’s you. Imagine the scene. Big Cock Drummond lowers himself onto Tina Titfest, gives her a good bang, they stop the action, you slip in, pretend you’re pumping her, they do a close-up of your ass for 20 seconds, the director shouts ‘Cut!’ and it’s all over.” “And you reckon I’ve got just the ass they’re looking for?” “Absolutely. It’s firm, has a perfect crack in the middle, the buttocks are well rounded, curvy, perfectly proportioned, and it’s got these nice dimples when you tense your muscles.” Stan stood up and turned to look at his ass. “Um, how much did you say they’re going to pay me for the film?” “250 big ones.” Stan wiggled his ass contentedly. “Seems reasonable for a day’s work.” The set was a disused warehouse with its windows shot out down by the river. Phil took Stan to meet the director Dick von Fuxx. Dick was finishing a shot of Big Cock Drummond shagging Tina Titfest on top of a washing machine. Big Cock took his cock out and pointed it at her tits. “OK, cut!” Dick said. “Right, where’s the cream spray can?” He nodded at Phil. “Dave, take this shot, will you? And Tina, plenty of moaning, baby, and rub your tits hard, like you’re trying to put a fire out.” He went over to Phil and Stan. “Hey, Phil, how’s it hanging?” “It’s good, Dick. This is Stan. Stan, Dick von Fuxx.” Dick shook Stan’s hand. “You’re the ass double, right?” “That’s me,” Stan said. “Nice photo. You’ve got a lovely little crack on you, Stan. Look after it, there’s always plenty of work in this industry for a good ass. Ready to go?” “Er, I guess so.” “Main thing to remember is don’t fart. It’s not nice for the crew and the ass don’t look too good neither. Right, get over to make-up and I’ll see you in an hour. Where’s Big Cock? We’re ready for the gang bang in the shower sequence!” Jemima the beautician closed the door. “Right, lie down on your tummy and we’ll fix you up.” Stan dropped his pants and scrambled onto the bench. Jemima kneaded his buttocks slowly. “You don’t get many firm, symmetrical botties like yours any more. OK, now tense your buttocks, as if you’ve had constipation for a month and you’re trying for a poo.” Stan tensed his muscles. “Mmm. Super dimples. I think we’ll highlight them.” She took some powder and rubbed it in. “Right, that’s you ready.” Stan plodded out of the make-up room and made his way to the set. Big Cock Drummond was pumping Tina Titfest in the missionary position. She was drenched in sweat and wailing “More cock! More cock!” “Come on, Big Cock!” Dick shouted, “Put some feeling into it! You’re banging Tina Titfest, the hottest shag in town, not some tart you’ve picked up at King’s Cross. Make that pumping count. Make her beg! And more panting!” Big Cock stepped up the pumping and panted loudly. “That’s my boy! Now tip her over and pork her!” Big Cock pulled Tina Titfest up and slid his cock in. “Yes! Yes! Yes!” Tina screamed. Dick von Fuxx moved in closer. “And… cut! Right, where’s the ass double?” Big Cock jumped off Tina Titfest and brushed past Stan. “Just the ass shot. She don’t want your chipolata in there messing up all my good work. Kapish?” Stan nodded. “Hey, ass double, get over here!” Dick von Fuxx said. Stan went over to Tina Titfest. She was on all fours. “Make it quick, will you?” she said, “I want my Big Cock back.” She glanced at Stan’s dick as he took off the dressing gown. “Jeez! Hey, Dick, I don’t want that dick up me, OK? I’ve got standards to maintain.” “It’s OK, baby,” Dick said, “his dick won’t even breathe on you, I swear. He’s an ass, that’s all he is. Right, Stan, get on your knees and show me what your ass is made of!” Stan crouched down. “Oh, yes,” Dick said as he touched Stan’s ass, “this is just what I wanted. So smooth, so creamy, and that crack… Top number! Right, put your hands either side of Tina’s ass, lean over a little…” Stan leaned over. “Yeah, that’s it, and pump your buttocks in and out, in and out. That’s good, now tense them… Harder.” Stan tensed his buttocks as hard as he could. “Oh , wow. I haven’t seen dimples like that since Four Weddings And A Gang Bang. Right, let’s go for a take.” He moved back behind the camera. “OK, ass close-up bonking Tina on the waterbed, take one and… action!” Stan pumped his buttocks in and out and tensed his muscles hard. Suddenly his buttocks began to shake. “Hold it!” Dick von Fuxx said. “What’s up, Stan, got stage fright? Tina, grab Stan’s dick, will you, baby? Work him a little. He’s having trouble getting into character.” When she took hold of his dick he suddenly felt great. His buttocks stood to attention. Dick von Fuxx went up to Tina Titfest. “It’s OK, baby, just another 20 seconds and Big Cock’ll be back in there where he belongs. Right, let’s go for it! Ass close-up, take two, and… action!” Stan pumped his buttocks. Tina jerked him off nicely. Stan tensed his muscles hard. For a split second he actually imagined he was shagging Tina Titfest. God, it was so good, he wanted it to go on and on and on. “And… cut!” Dick von Fuxx came up to Stan. “Great work, Stan. Magic. Right, now fuck off.” Stan held his throbbing dick. “Sorry?” “You heard me, get off the set. Where the fuck’s Big Cock?” He stroked Tina Titfest’s hair. “It’s OK, baby, he’ll be here soon. Are you still up for the big one?” Tina licked her lips. “You bet.” Big Cock reappeared. Dick von Fuxx slapped him on the back. “OK, Big Cock, get porking!” Phil escorted Stan to the bus stop. Stan skipped along behind him. “Do you realise that’s the first acting I’ve ever done?” Stan said. “And I was good, wasn’t I?” “Out of this world.” “And to be jerked off by Tina Titfest as well… Can’t be bad.” “So you’re up for some more ass work then?” “Absolutely.” “Great. Fancy being an ass double in Dick’s next movie, Banger Muff III?” “Oo, yes, please.” “Shooting starts tomorrow at eight.” “Bring it on.” |
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| Jan. 2006 |
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