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| ***BIO*** Ralph-Michael Chiaia--aka RMC, aka Parliament/Ralphadelic, aka the Scruff Daddy, then changed to the In the Buff Daddy (recently changed to Pea Diddy, then Brie Diddy), with his sidekick the Notorious P.O.P.E live on MTV, that'll do: back to the spiel--is a surrealist and realist writer. He has been compared to Italo Calvino, Julio Cortazar, the Yeti, and The Notorious BIG. Check him at his blog: http://rmchiaia.typepad.com or at http://litchaos.com/rmc.html where he is an editor. |
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| Ode to Cunts |
| by Ralph-Michael Chiaia |
| Peeing now I see a big cabbage in the lines
of water sprinkle, wake, and ripple a mid-bowl tsunami oceans of notions, Rushdie? or at least just a sea of pee, and that blue dye A magic carpet with a meditating man: the counter culture karma compulsive cunt police Insert photo here: “stoned cunts on chairs” and below it insert copy: The texture of this piece as seen expressed thematically in the artists works thus far, said part has gained radiant depth and an unconscious appreciation and manifestation of the atmosphere poems at the bottom of emails spam through the Internet—high speed 2bit virtual daredevils C://test.flyingcarpet_beach_photo2.jpeg Ads by Goodle, Dooble, Kabooble #FOOCC 258x250 pop out Quick! Click them down! Concentrate! Concentrate! They’re on the loose to make you stagnate: music on buses, announcements on subways, musak, news anchors, cell phone bells, blings, bleeps, deeps, pacheeps, and rings, klaxons, buzzes, neurons, audio toxins these tocsins all to distract you—in cahoots with your hobbies, families, jobs, worries—from being you Don’t ever say it in North America: Cunt! says the meditating man with vibrating head—cunt police task force Remember story of man saying, “you, sir, are impolite!” (link to: http://you sir are impolite.html if only you’d said: “You, sir, are a stark raving mad cunt.” |
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